Today I learned that if a boy is wearing his pants too low and his underwear are showing you are supposed to look at him and pull up on the back of your pants as a signal for him to do the same. If a girl is showing cleavage you are supposed to pull up on the front of your shirt. If they are wearing a hat you are supposed to write a referral.
Worth repeating: 90% of the cells of your body are not you. They are aliens that live there. They believe the sole purpose of your existence is to provide a home for them. Tomorrow will be my third day teaching Biology I so I know this to be true. I am substituting in Urbana - this week at Urbana High School. I can only substitute 120 days a school year (a Teacher's Retirement rule). My goal is to substitute at least 100 days. I am listed as being able to substitute any grade and any subject.
Worth repeating: 90% of the cells of your body are not you. They are aliens that live there. They believe the sole purpose of your existence is to provide a home for them. Tomorrow will be my third day teaching Biology I so I know this to be true. I am substituting in Urbana - this week at Urbana High School. I can only substitute 120 days a school year (a Teacher's Retirement rule). My goal is to substitute at least 100 days. I am listed as being able to substitute any grade and any subject.