Recently I had to take a special class of high school students walking around the football track for P.E. There was always several other students hanging around. The day after football games the football players' benches would still be up. I would sit on the bench and cheer for the team, boo at the refs and yell at the coach to put me in the game. I tried very hard to get students to join me, but with no luck.
Wearing a boot and a sandal to work and then claiming it was dark in the bedroom and I didn't notice my shoes didn't match was another favorite of mine.
No one ever thought these were funny so I was very glad to find this quote by Jim Henson,