Astronomers Have A Clever NewTheory About
The Alien Megastructure Star Tabby
by Nick Dalrymple
No alien megahome that got away. It isn't a megastructure near Tabby.
No tiny men in an enormous abbey.
It's a ringed giant full of thick gas.
It wobbles a lot on every pass. What? Another scientist shouts.
It's a megaship, I have no doubts.
My dream is back, at least for now.
They're both just theories anyhow.